December 2011
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happy new year's eve, potterheads!
thank you for another amazing year on tumblr <3
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
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notlellathellama:
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
FUCK YOU
ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
H O W
W H Y
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
WHY DO YOU EXIST
GET OUT
LEAVE
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of...
A poem I wrote for Tom Felton:
lauramalfoy:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like your face
Let’s fuck
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awildpikachu replied to your photo: look guys i bought a new hat :)
you’re really pretty!
aw, thankyou! <3
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thedoctorsbadger replied to your photo: look guys i bought a new hat :)
Awesome! I have a similar hat!
super warm, arent they? :D
rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
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slimed:
one time a boy liked me just kidding
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